The Laziest Headline Strategy

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It’s exactly what you just read. That’s the joke.

Every time I see

Headline

It’s not what you think

I honestly want to claw my eyes out. They actually hurt from rolling due to seeing it used so often.

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Deivore (haven’t been able to prove it). Been a top writer in a few categories — stop caring about that stuff. The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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Deivore (haven’t been able to prove it). Been a top writer in a few categories — stop caring about that stuff. The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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